Here is the beginning code:

def ass(fuck):
  bitch = fuck[len(fuck):]
  return bitch
print(ass("fuck"))

Here is my iteration of the code (fatter and more useless):

def lenth_of_item(item_in_question):
    item_to_return = len(item_in_question)
    return item_to_return
def rectal_opening(sexual_intercourse):
    large_penis = lenth_of_item(sexual_intercourse)
    female_canine = sexual_intercourse[large_penis:]
    return female_canine
def echo_to_stdout(item_in_question):
    print(item_in_question)

echo_to_stdout(rectal_opening("sexual intercourse"))

You may be asking: What does it do?

It literally does nothing. It prints a line break (which can be disabled for maximum uselessness)

Chain some iterations in the comments, and make this code so fat and so useless it becomes a spacewaster